First let's discuss where cruel and stealthy chafe assaults are likely to occur. How about everywhere!!! First the obvious; nipples and inner thighs. Second and perhaps less obvious but no less painful, your neck, under arms, ankles and this weekend right across my waste as if the chafe were trying to saw me in half. And last but certainly not least the most cruel and unusual, the butt crack(known as fire butt), under the jewels, on the jewels (known as fire b***s) and my wife was attacked by the chafe recently under her jewels. Is nothing sacred?
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So I ask the question, has anyone solved the mystery of the chafe monster? Where do they come from? How do we stop them? Please share your methods for preventing the INVASION OF THE CHAFE MONSTER!
My methods are as follows and work on occasion to varying degrees.
- Vaseline or Body Glide in all the right places: I have had some success however when it gets hot, humid or rains it does not seem to work well at all.
- Compression shorts: These do well to stop the inner thigh assaults but seem to open the door for all other areas below the belt.
- Nipple Guards: Work well but obviously have a limited range.